ashleyaron:

Ground floor. Suit gets on the elevator.

1st floor.

SUIT: So, how’s the baby factory?

ME: Baby factory?!

SUIT: Yeah. Suit gestures to my abdomen.

ME: Slow head shake, direct eye contact. Nope…just a fat girl.

SUIT: Really?! Suit opens my jacket and touches my body to make sure I’m not…

  1. supersandys-space reblogged this from ashleyaron and added:
    I keep seeing posts on my Dash along the lines of “men won’t respect you if you have your tits out on the Internet” but...
  2. pugceratops reblogged this from ashleyaron and added:
    Oh my Glob what the fuck? Who just…TOUCHES someone to make sure you’re not lying about something that is NONE OF THEIR...
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  4. lilithlaquim reblogged this from ashleyaron and added:
    I get asked if I’m pregnant all the time. But only once has anyone ever just reached out to touch my belly and confirm...
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  6. littleelk reblogged this from ashleyaron and added:
    Baby factory. Baby factory. Also I just threw up a little.
  7. northside-nymph reblogged this from ashleyaron and added:
    WHAT the FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK he actually had the audacity to touch your stomach??!!?@?@fdskjfkhnjfychgjmcjydgrz
  8. femmefeelingz said: what the fuck. i can’t even. so sorry that this happened to you.
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  10. theexchanged reblogged this from ashleyaron and added:
    what the fuck kind of messed up person opens up a person’s jacket and touches their body without asking to make sure...
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